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i'm madi
i'm 21
i am a kick ass dog groomer
i was born and raised in alaska
i hate everything
i have three toes but i can pound three thousand bud lights

✧・゚:*~buy me burritos~*:・゚✧

40oztofemdom asked: aw man i thought you hated me!!! Ive been well, mywhole life is work/school/sleep but fuck have i gotten good at my second language. I HAVE DEAF FRIENDS THAT I TALK TO LIKE WHAT ITS MY FIRST LANGUAGE its weird idk, so you livin witchya boy??? tell me stories

I could never hate you omfg!!! And dude that is seriously so awesome! I’m proud :’) yeah I’ve been living with the ol bf since like September now it’s pretty alright we are on the hunt for a cool dog. Speaking of cool dogs and stories the other day I was at work and my douchy coworker was trimming a border collies tail and it projectile diarrhea shit all over his head it was ~hilarious~ and seems like something you could appreciate !!!

blkoutatsunrise:

I realise it’s true, everything reminds me of you.

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?